Spotted while waiting for a bus. Tumblred for @cxi who could not see the pic from twitter.
Dread Pirate Alice
I don't know if you're brilliant or twisted
Corner full of cops. Thanks to the NATO summit in Chicago
Here is your chance to win the tee that started it all for DPCTED, the legendary “I Will Cuddle You So Hard” Tee. All you need to do enter is reblog this post. We will pick one winner on Wednesday May 2nd at 5PM PST.
*Extra brownie points for also following Storenvy on Tumblr*
FOREVER REBLOG.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Source: danforth)
Fandom Yarn Giveaway!
To preview my upcoming shop update on etsy, I’m going to do a little giveaway!
The WINNER will be able to choose one of the following:
1) Doctor Who Mini-Skein Pack containing five 10g (40yd) skeins in You Sexy Thing, Sonic Screwdriver, Time Vortex I, Time Vortex II, and Bowties are Cool.
2) Sherlock Holmes Mini-Skein Pack containing five 10g (40yd) skeins in A Study in Scarlet, The Sign of Four, A Scandal in Bohemia, The Final Problem, and 221b Baker Street.
3) Hunger Games Mini-Skein Pack containing five 10g (40yd) skeins in Katniss Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Primrose Everdeen, The Girl on Fire, and Peeta Mellark.
4) One 50g (200 yd) skein in Sarah Jane Smith
5) One 50g (200 yd) skein in Rowena Ravenclaw(Whatever isn’t chosen will go up in my etsy shop soon after, so be sure to keep your eye out!)
All yarn is hand-dyed by myself on a sturdy 75% wool, 25% nylon sock-weight base. The yarn is superwash, but minimal bleeding is possible due to the hand-dyed nature of the yarn, so caution is urged when washing. All dyes are food-safe ;-)
Unfortunately, there are RULES:
-I’ll ship anywhere in the world.
-must REBLOG to enter, likes don’t count
-but no more than five (5) reblogs, more will get you disqualified.
-you don’t have to be following me :-) but feel free to if you want information on future shop updates!
-you should have your ask box open so I can contact you! If the winner doesn’t respond within 48 hours of notification, another winner will be chosen.
-contest ends at 11:59 PM US Central Time April 8th. Winner will be contacted April 9th.
-questions go here.Good Luck!
(via solarpowerspork)
Those were the days, eh people? Although if I took this picture that’d be a Duran Duran tape or possibly a Maxell 90 minute blank tape with some kind of label saying “Mix Tape #2”
(Source: immutableinscrutable, via wilwheaton)
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
Oh My God
(Source: secretsbest, via birdyface)
This needs to be real.
Beautiful!
I just made this in 5 minutes :D
I got the idea from thinking of words ending in “ate” that would sound funny in a Dalek’s voice. I thought of “procrastinate”, and then I thought of Tumblr :P
This is too awesome!
Cat Bartender Will Listen to All Your Problems
A cat, ironically working at The Scurvy Dog, a bar in downtown Owensboro, KY has made quite an impression on locals. ”Margaritte? Oh she’s a great listener. She’ll hear all your problems, never a meow,” said one regular, who wished to remain anonymous. “She’s a real throw-back. The way bartenders used to be, you know? Now, if only someone could teach her to mix drinks…”
Via Darwin Bell.
